Thursday, January 15, 2009

Missing Database Report


Heat database disappears



OMAHA, Nebraska (DW) - In an unexpected turn of political events, the Heat database appears to have been dropped by a rival database faction.

In an interview with Heat's mother, Tempura, it was revealed that Heat had expressed concern for its well being after receiving a chain of threatening letters from an unnamed rival.  Ms. Ture told authorities that her offspring, Heat, has a stable background with nearly unrivaled up time.

While dropping a database is rare, this year has seen a rash of droppings, ranging from relative newcomers, likeProtivity3, to long established players, such as ISProjects and Project_CentralDB.

No comments: